ABC FAMILY EXEC: We need a TV spot for Batman Begins! Let's have it in the spirit of our channel, positive...
VIDEO EDITOR: His origins are rooted in vengeance, is that positive? Is vengeance now a positive thing?
ABC EXEC: Family oriented...
EDITOR: But, his parents are shot right in front of him. In the movie.
ABC EXEC: Bright shots...
EDITOR: He works in the shadows...
ABC EXEC: And let's focus in on his love interest!
EDITOR: SHE DIES IN THE SECOND MOVIE!
ABC EXEC: Let's say he "lives for love"
EDITOR BEGINS SLAMMING HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY ON HIS DESK.
*Video originally spotted on io9. Made up scene spotted in my head.
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